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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly who? Peanut butter jelly you!"

"Despite being brought up as a catholic, I was never molested when I was younger... ...yeah, I was a pretty ugly child."

"Soda joke Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired? They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system."

"HR said I'm not allowed to try to hang co-workers with an extension cord. Dunno what I'm supposed to use though, they wouldn't tell me."

"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"

"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."

"Why was Hitler doomed to fail? because jew wrongs don't make a riech"

"It's all shits and giggles... Until someone giggles and shits."