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Joke of the Day
"Remember when we were all like ""FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!'"
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"I never get invited to search parties."
"Birds do it/Bees do it/Even educated fleas do it/Let's do it/Let's make people super nervous anytime we're in their personal space"
"What's Dee Barnes favourite headphones? Beats by Dre"
"""Omelet you finish."" - Kanyegg West"
"Never iron a four leaf clover... You don't want to press your luck."
"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."
"Cat: ""What did you get him for his birthday?"" Dog: ""Pant . . . pant!"" Cat: ""Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"""
"My sphincter is a lumberjack. He cuts logs in half."
"[Darth Vader storming through the Death Star turning off lights, mumbling about we ain't lighting the universe]"