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Joke of the Day
"If you love Batman, let him go, because Batman Returns."
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"I have friends who do charity work for U2. They're pro Bono."
"Never propose to a girl who is a professional fighter. If the engagement is canceled, she isn't leaving the ring."
"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."
"Today's youth are getting worse. I was in a church yesterday, when I saw a guy lighting a cigarette from the candle. I was so shocked, that I dropped my beer bottle."
"I ordered the CliffsNotes version of Snooki's book and they sent me a bar menu, a printout of the urban dictionary and an STD pamphlet."
"I got caught taking a pee in the local swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in."
"""Please refrain, Angry God, from using the Newspaper of Doom"" the Spider King cries as he orders another sacrifice into your sleeping mouth"
"I just stepped on a cornflake. Now, I am officially a cereal killer."