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Joke of the Day

"I went around the block with my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs."

"A muslim, a communist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President."

"I miss my ex But my aim keels improving... One day"

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."

"Who invented King Arthur's Round Table? Sir Cumference!"

"A man walks into a bar and asks for a Jack & Coke The bartender asks, ""Is Pepsi fine?"" The man says yes. The bartender then pours Pepsi & Coke in a glass."

"Someone asked Trump how he planned to build the wall he said ""On the day I got elected 60 million people shit a brick and Mexico agreed to pay for the mortar"""

"*crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I'm not embarrassed by your driving"

"I once met a dyslexic atheist... ...he didn't believe in dog."