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Joke of the Day
"What did the pirate name his pet clam? Michelle"
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"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them."
"The was this democratic elevator stuck in the basement it kept getting down votes."
"I feel a little bad about peeing in the pool my children swim in, but margaritas."
"How many clones of president Obama does it take to change a lightbulb? What a stupid question: Obama won't change jack shit."
"What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their sex change? Transparent"
"Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!"
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"