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Joke of the Day
"The was this democratic elevator stuck in the basement it kept getting down votes."
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"I hate gingerbread. If I owned a bakery, I wouldn't tolerate gingerbread. I'd be like, ""Get outta here, you redhead. Your money isn't good here."""
"They said I had a small penis, but they'll see. They'll ALL see! Nevermind actually, that's illegal"
"Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory? He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, ""Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."""
"2 fish are in a tank The one asks, ""how do you shoot this?"""
"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? A Pokemon."
"What is the official cereal for the Rio olympics? Cheer-Rios"
"I saw a fight in the chip shop the other day... Two fish got battered."
"Over Christmas, my Mexican friend told me why they have the tradition of making tamales instead of other traditional foods. It's so they have something to unwrap."
"Birdwatching by Jack Daw"