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Joke of the Day
"I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done"
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"A great way to get a cw to stop talking to you permanently is to start clipping your toenails in the middle of their story"
"A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say farmer. Is that bull safe? Well he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
"I'm going to rename my car Felicia That way when I pass people they can say ""Bye Felicia"""
"Unexpectedly meeting a celebrity is cool, unless.... It's Chris Hansen."
"Resolva qualquer problema. E simples... escreva qual o problema e clique em resolver http://www.splitz.com.br/problem http://www.splitz.com.br/problem"
"Is there a condition called ""melanism"" ... ...in white people, the opposite of albinoism in black folks? Because, if not, she's got some explaining to do."
"What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage? carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn"
"I'm currently writing a musical about diggers trapped in a mine. I think it's gonna be in the key of A-flat minor."
"There's a new channel called DOG TV that offers 24 hours of programming to entertain dogs while their owners are gone. My dog doesn't want to watch TV I just got him an iPad."