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Joke of the Day

"What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge? Don't do it! You have potential!"

"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."

"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."

"What is the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One can shoot but can't hit and the other one can hoot but can't shit."

"I lost my grandmother last weekend. Seriously, I lost her. If you have seen her around please let me know."

"2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a Guerilla"

"People with a sense of humour are so much easier to talk to and get along with."

"There's a song about dancing like Uma Thurman, but not about dancing like Gaston. No one dances like Gaston!"

"Like this if you can't think of a clever status either..."

"Q: What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A: A bite in shining armour."