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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who is open with their kids about their sex change? Transparent"
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"Deshsawn, Jamal, Tyrone, Darryl, and Darnell all went to see a movie... The 3 of them had fun."
"Why shouldn't you take the Fourier transform of a square pulse while on a boat? Because you don't wanna sinc!"
"Why do you never see elephant's in trees? They're really good at hiding."
"What did the dog say to the man? Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk."
"Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!"
"How Long is an asian dick I mean, seriously, I saw him stealing cookies from a little girl."
"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."
"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"
"I got pulled over drunk driving last night... In my defense I didn't even know I was driving."