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Joke of the Day
"Nothing fcuks up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday!"
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"Why do worms taste like chewing gum ? Because they're wrigleys !"
"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"
"I think Jesus is black Because he is our father and hasn't come back yet"
"Fashion Facts - Adam was the first designer- with his Eden line of clothing Eve wore his first creation- the ribbed t-shirt with fig leaf"
"""A wine please"" ""Sir, this is McDonalds..."" ""Okay, a McWine please"""
"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"
"What happens if you feed Link some Speed? .... you get a Hyperlink ..."
"Why is being in the military like having sex? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel."
"(Anxiety/Depression joke) I'm always exhausted... except for my nervous energy."