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Joke of the Day

"Latest news from the FIFA corruption scandal: Shock announcement from FIFA's Ethics Committee: ""FIFA has an Ethics Committee"""

"Why does the corn get mad at the farmer? Because he is always pulling on his ears."

"How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish? About a quart to pound her with cheese."

"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."

"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"

"What's the deal with circles. They're pointless."

"How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)"

"What do all my friends and my dad have in common? i didnt have either growing up"

"Steve Jobs Maybe he was so disappointed with the new iPhone, that he died."

"Why does a cucumber has a lot of seed? He has no hands."