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Joke of the Day
"How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)"
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"ME: Take care of my cat while I'm away? HITMAN: [screwing on silencer] No problem."
"Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course? because he wanted to play minijerkoff."
"[1st day as a paramedic] me: can you point to where it hurts cyclist: [points at his severed leg at the other side of the road]"
"Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases."
"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."
"What's the Dumbest thing you've ever Done? Thank you very much for honest sharing."
"What happens in BSDM when you fuck the wrong person? Oops, wrong sub."
"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"what did the horny man say to his girlfriend? let's have sex"