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Joke of the Day

"How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish? About a quart to pound her with cheese."

"Batman based his superhero off what terrified him most. If I followed the same logic my superhero would be ListeningToVoicemailsMan."

"Why did the turkey cross the road Her didn't want to end up near the sides. PS, happy thanksgiving"

"*makes snow angel motions in bed every morning tryna find phone*"

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"Why arent There Many jewish gardeners? Because money doesnt grow on trees"

"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."

"Bill Clinton was seeing his counselor... And his counselor asked how Hillary's head was doing with all this e-mail controversy. Bill replied, ""Still not as good as Monica's."""

"Deez Nutz He really has it in the bag."

"three straight men walk in to a bar... and come out."