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Joke of the Day

"""Here, throw this away for me."" ~ People who hand out leaflets."

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."

"What did the prostitute say when she saw Lamar had OD'd? O DANM!"

"Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people.. just like yo momma!"

"""And this is my creepy husband, John."" (The way my friend should introduce her husband)"

"Woman: ""I'm a sucker for a man in a suit and tie."" Man: ""You had me at 'I'm a sucker'."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Berlin ! Berlin who ? Berlin maiden over !"

"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"

"How do cops get rid of flies? They call in a S.W.A.T. team"

"Why did the cod sue the fish and chip shop? Assault and battery. Sorry again. I'm bored in work."