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Joke of the Day
"""Here, throw this away for me."" ~ People who hand out leaflets."
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"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"
"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."
"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"
"Donald Trump's chief speechwriter is a random deck from Cards Against Humanity."
"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."
"11 million Americans spend half their income on steam ... In June."
"Happy Mother's Day to moms around the world !!! advanced aprils fools day guys!!!"
"What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey? North West."
"What do you call someone without arms or legs Matt"