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Joke of the Day
"What did the prostitute say when she saw Lamar had OD'd? O DANM!"
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"What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal? Red, it gold."
"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"
"Pussy is like visa It's accepted almost everywhere"
"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
"How do you get over a fear of elevators? Just take some steps to avoid them!"
"Her: omg, I'm SO happy for you! Me: *shaking head* No, no, no... I said I got 'enraged', today. Not 'engaged'."
"a girl poop says to a boy poop ""ew, did you just fart?"" ""no we both smell like shit remember cause were poops"""
"Why did the sun wear sunglasses? To protect himself from UV Rays"
"What do you call a pig who is a rapper Piggy Smalls"