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Joke of the Day
"What did the prostitute say when she saw Lamar had OD'd? O DANM!"
Next Joke
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walked...... J.k. Rolling!"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway."
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"
"Wearing sunglasses makes you look (_) *Shady.*"
"What is that red stuff on your face? I said to my older cousin what was that red stuff on his face. ""Where?"" He said. I said , as I was forming a punch then punch is fucking face. ""Right there."""
"If there was a male cow made out of earth... That would be terrible."
"This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is funny and spontaneous', yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming."
"What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick."
"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."