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Joke of the Day

"Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people.. just like yo momma!"

"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"You know, if I had a dollar for every time someone under 30 stole a joke from my generation... Then I would be able to afford to fund the pension that the government stole from me."

"Why are their no jokes about the Jonestown Massacre? Because the punchline is to long"

"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."

"Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears? Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he's all right"

"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""

"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."

"I cast a spell on a girl today and it actually worked! I focused in on the girl and said ""Virginus Protectus."" It worked because she walked away with a terrified look on her face."

"Why didnt the shrimp let anyone else eat? He was being SHELLFISH"