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Joke of the Day

"A Bar joke A Socialist jew, a misandrist woman, a Canadian and a Toupee walk into a Bar. One walks out the President of America."

"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."

"Why did Captain Hook cross the road? To get to the second hand shop"

"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."

"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."

"So my sister is pregnant with her first child. I'm so happy to finally be a father!"

"Wanna race? Ok, I got white"

"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."

"Why did the flume ride need repairs? Because it got waterlogged."

"The lesbians next door got my a rolex I think they were a bit confused when I said I wanna watch"