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Joke of the Day
"French girls are great... For example, my French girlfriend taught me how to eat out in the bush."
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"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"Jokes about female hygiene are totally inappropriate Period."
"My girlfriend caught me masturbating to porn on my phone... She looked at me seductively and asked if she could help. I said sure, could you hold my phone?"
"The weather forecast is looking pretty bad over in Germany. There's a high chance of heil."
"What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted? One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)"
"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"
"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."
"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo hoo? It's just a joke -- you don't have to cry about it."