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Joke of the Day
"If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand."
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"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"
"If you can say ""I made six figures last year,"" you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory."
"What do you call a helicopter with a bad paint job? A patchy gunship"
"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"
"This one time I farted in an Apple Store.. ...and everyone got mad. But, hey, it's not my problem they don't have *Windows*."
"I visited Karl Marx's grave in London yesterday. It was just another Communist plot."
"""I just launched a new fragrance!"" - fun way to announce a fart"
"Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She is a woman."
"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."