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Joke of the Day

"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."

"If you watch The Matrix backwards, a young man slowly comes down from a wild acid trip before returning to his low-level tech job."

"I just got sucker punched by a guy with no dick. He came out of nowhere."

"Someone you don't care about just listened to a song you don't like on Spotify!"

"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."

"What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase? Audi *tips hat*"

"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."