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Joke of the Day
"The lesbians next door got my a rolex I think they were a bit confused when I said I wanna watch"
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"Do you ever think about the Vice President... ...sitting at his desk, looking around his office and thinking to himself, ""Fucking corners."""
"How many calories does avoiding eye contact burn?"
"What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it? A balloon animal!"
"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."
"Why do white girls like odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"
"Ughh so pissed off. My mail order bride is pretending she doesn't speak english just so she doesn't have to wear the jester outfit again."
"A Roman walks into a bar... ... holds up two fingers, and says ""Five beers please!"""
"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."