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Joke of the Day

"When I see JUST MARRIED I like to think it means 'only married' like there are higher types of commitment but they just settled for marriage"

"I won a swimsuit contest the other day I ate 57 swimsuits"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a bullet? The bullet gets out of the chamber."

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"

"This is overexaggerated. 1/x"

"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."

"Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was."

"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"

"Q: When does an Irish potato change nationality? A: When it's french fried."

"So, a baby seal walks into a club... *Best joke i've ever heard.*"