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Joke of the Day

"You can't go by good looks as not everything is as it seems. Remember The Trojan Horse, Snow White's apple and your ex."

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"Mark Twain Quote ""Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."""
"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill am Irishman? Zero."
"The show ""The Office"" ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world."
"What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities? He flips houses"
"Why did the T-rex cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings? A pterrorist"
"If con is the opposite of pro... ... then congress is the opposite of progress."
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