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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Greyhound Station and a crab with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"If I were any more pissy I could pass for a public pool."

"Yo mama is so classless... Yo mama is so classless that Marx thinks she's an ideal society."

"What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? He got the cold shoulder."

"Boyfriend's on the phone talking to a guy about lattes and his love of peach scones. I'm on the couch wondering when our periods synced."

"Stop sending toys to children in Africa It's gotta be depressing, getting a Tamagotchi that will outlive you."

"What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans? The black ones steal your watch."

"Why is Unidan's current account called UnidanX? It's his tenth alt account."

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" ""Och aye!"" ""Bejabbers!"""

"IS YOUR WEDDING GOING TO BE OPEN CASKET?"