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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."
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"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"
"Congrats, you've been selected for the job Me: Whats the salary? 10k now and will increase to 25k later Me: Ok then, I will come later"
"She died doing what she loved! Telling me how to drive."
"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"
"What happened when Hitler lost his glasses? He could Nazi."
"If our next President is Donald Trump.. He will put the P.O.S in P.O.T.U.S"
"Cop: ""Sir, what's in the bottle next to you? Me: ""It's water"" Cop: ""Sir, this is wine"" Me: ""What? Jesus! He did it again!"""
"What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder disaster."
"Short joke What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts? Midjitsu!"