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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."
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"Don't stay inside and get depressed about the news. Go outside and get skin cancer!"
"Found this in r/funny ""When I said to nuke the Chinese, I meant to put the takeout in the microwave!"""
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick."
"My boss wanted me to sign up for the company 401k. I told him, ""No way, do you have any idea how far that is?"""
"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar. Now that's a sweet ass."
"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."
"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."
"If your wife is shouting Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."
"Life is like a box of chocolates.... It don't last too long for fat people."