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Joke of the Day

"There was once a psych researcher with a rare genetic defect that gave her four buttocks. She was fired for being bi-assed."

"I can never tell the difference between your/you're/Asians"

"Did you hear about the whores who ran a bakery? Yeah. Everything there was hoe-made."

"/r/jokes is like a beginner's fencing class. Lots of unwanted riposte."

"What did the potato name his son? Chip. Sorry."

"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"

"My family hates it when I swear, but I sound like a child using mild words.... ....damned if I do, darned if I don't"

"My wife complained the other day, ""Why did God give women periods with cramp pains and men nothing?"" I laughed and said, ""Don't be silly honey, he gave us women."""

"We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again."

"What's left when a jew takes a shower? Their shackle"