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Joke of the Day
"Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill."
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"I'm so lazy, If autocorrect doesn't know the word after 3 letters I don't even bother sending the text."
"what's the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles, because there is a mile between each s."
"Being married is like playing cards If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand."
"The ""Parmesan"" cheese in the USA is an abomination of the original. Start buying parmigiano reggiano and make America grate again."
"Why couldn't the Italian get into his house? Because he had gnocchi."
"What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note."
"*Claps along at an opera*"
"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments."
"If you want to be a General Motors engineer, your memory needs to be perfect. You have to recall everything."