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Joke of the Day
"Took a window fitting course the other day. Smashed it."
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"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"
"My favorite position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery, if it's still beeping, check to see if ur on fire"
"The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U."
"Yo mama has so many chins it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace !!"
"Turned off my lights for ""earth hour"". I've never had so many other cars honking at me."
"ME: Excuse me...Where's the rowing boat equipment? EMPLOYEE: Keep going down there, Oar Aisle. ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: EMPLOYEE: ME: Or you'll what?"
"When I was younger, everyone used a wristwatch, but now everyone has a clock on their phone. How times have changed."
"""Say ur a bad girl"" I'm a bad girl ""oooh yeah, and tell me what bad girls do..."" ooh i'm gonna sign up for 3 months of yoga and only go twice"