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Joke of the Day

"My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it."

"Food trucks: Because the problem with most grilled cheese sandwiches is you don't spend 20 minutes breathing exhaust."

"Q: Why don't blind people skydive more often? A: It scares the hell out of their dogs."

"What do Trump voters use as bookmarks? Lit matches."

"""I like Trump because he isn't a politician."" Right, because whenever my toilet breaks I call my electrician."

"What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common? They're both crushed-asians"

"I'm mad at myself for losing an argument while rehearsing it in my head, so don't tell me how hard your life is"

"The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country... ...and fucking rednecks"

"Lessons learned from Star Trek: Nemesis... Remember to always backup your Data!"

"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""