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Joke of the Day

"Saying ""Sloppy seconds"" instead of ""leftovers"" is really funny, until your five year old says it."

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"A man tell his waitress he would like to order a beer When she asks what brand of beer he would like to drink he replies with, ""Root"". And dads all over the world sighed with satisfaction ."
"What do you call children who are afraid of Santa ? They are Clausaphobic"
"What is a Catholic priest's dream second job? Warden at juvenile detention center."
"Amazon Prime Day."
"Yo mama fell down... The physicists discovered Gravitational waves today"
"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."
"Who is the president of the trees? BarkOak Palma"
"Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive. They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames."
"If you lose a tooth as an adult, the tooth fairy gives you a trailer."
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