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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"I dont't want to die a virgin because that means I'll have to have sex with terrorists."

"Why are prostitutes cheaper compared to girlfriends and wives to many rich people? Because they dont have to pay attention"

"Wife: I wish we could have sex like we used to... Husband: Do you mean with other people?"

"Someday future archaeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think it was some bizarre mouse-worshiping kingdom."

"It's so obvious that she wants me. She avoids me at all costs probably because her feelings are so strong for me. Yeah, I'll go with that."

"""Have you tried turning her off and then on again?"" -- Sexual Tech Support"

"Funny how many articles end in ""continued on page"""

"Why did Vietnam revolt against the French? Because they knew they would Nguyen."

"What do little green men do to stay in shape? They do Yoda."