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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."

"How about a game? You provide a random set up and we provide the punchline (PTP?). Most upvoted wins imaginary internet points."

"I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set"

"[magic school bus] KID: where are we going today MS. FRIZZLE: the zoo KID: but last week we went to SPACE MS. FRIZZLE: im hungover, children"

"A Mexican magician was performing a magic show He said that he will vanish by the count of 3. So he started the countdown Uno Dos And then he vanished without a tres"

"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"

"What were Jeffery Dahmer's last words when confronted about social awkwardness leading to his crimes? ""If you can't eat them, boil them."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide."

"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"