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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a serial killer that plays bingo? Jeffery Dauber."
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"What do you call Santa living at the South Pole? A lost clause."
"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"
"Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was alright, but the reception was fantastic!"
"High school plays are a lot like airplanes. People only want to hear about them if they crash and burn."
"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"
"There are two rules for success: 1) Never reveal everything you know."
"Which tornadoes are the most refreshing? F5 tornadoes."
"Whats the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at a mental hospital? The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home."
"I don't believe Trump when he says he doesn't smoke In the past 2 months I've seen him smoke 2 Cubans."