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Joke of the Day
"I like to kiss my girlfriends neck. I guess I'm a neck romancer."
Next Joke
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"
"What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk? A dead bird."
"Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can."
"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean!"
"damn girl are you the expiration date on my milk because I regret not paying attention to you"
"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."
"I can't see how this day could get any worse. First, my baby cousin went missing... And now my pet snake has a huge tumor"
"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"
"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"