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Joke of the Day

"I have two dance styles: Sober, dancing silly as a ""joke"" or drunk dancing with confidence, same exact moves."

"What do you get if you cross a rapist with a tractor? Fertilizer"

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"

"What's big, Scottish, and depressing? Scotland."

"What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common? All they talk about is the presidential erection"

"* changes bedsheets, 14 socks fall out * Hmmm... * apologizes to the dryer *"

"Q: When do ghosts have to stop scaring people? A: When they lose their haunting licenses."

"What's the name of the new shawarma restaurant in Neverland? Pita Pan"

"*reads sign* No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service! *takes off pants*"

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."