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Joke of the Day
"Who is the world s worst golfer? Hitler"
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"I farted in my wallet. Now i have gas money"
"What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea? Oz Moses."
"Can you guys believe it's already Lexus December To Remember Sales Event time again?"
"What do you call a flying jew? Ash"
"I wear a neck brace to the gym because it makes my physical ineptitude less embarrassing."
"COP: We have reports of u blasting music. ME: Sorry I'll keep the Metallica down COP: We were told it was Britney Spears ""Lucky."" On repeat."
"For Sale: 5yr old BMW Turn signals like new!"
"Facebook: losing friends. Twitter: gaining friends Instagram: gaining weight"
"Why are millionaires bad at swimming? Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it"