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Joke of the Day

"What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk? A dead bird."

"Did you hear the joke about Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth? I guess I'll tell you all about it when I see you again."

"NSFW - Two dildos are in a drawer... One of them sighs. So the other asks, ""Soft day at work?"""

"I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed"

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."

"To support all you Movember guys, I'm not shaving my legs this month. To be honest, I probably won't shave in Mecember or Manuary either."

"Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs? Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down."

"What type pf culture is most peaceful and never gets angry? Nomads!"

"My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost."