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Joke of the Day

"Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfold is the exact same woman."

"What did the people call the bad hot dog stand? The WURST!"

"BUNGEE JUMPING $25 per person. @$$holes get in FREE! No strings attached."

"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."

"Until you've tried to start a conga line at a funeral, don't tell me about your drinking problem."

"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."

"*Knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Madame."" ""Madame who?"" Madame foots stuck in the door."

"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."

"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."

"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."