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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Daniel on Facebook is worried about his account's privacy but Paul is all ""that shit's a hoax dude!"" More as this story develops."

"Did it hurt when you fell? Into the toilet, you piece of shit?"

"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"

"If I ever have a heart attack, I'm deleting my internet history before I call an ambulance. Better safe than sorry."

"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"

"Cop: Tell us what you know! Me: Penguins are monogamous creatures with noted cases of bisexuality Cop: *typing up his science report*"

"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"

"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."