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Joke of the Day

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

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"Was late to my first Fight Club last night so missed the intro rules. Still, Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath? One has hope in her soul..."
"I think I just passed a Pussy Willow. I couldn't see clearly because there was a big bush in front of it."
"It's weird how many people at my office are named ""Hey."""
"In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now."
"For a while Houdini used trap doors in every act It was a stage he was going through"
"Well it's now clear to me that this crime scene would be considered, what? Pants required? Pants preferred? Hey, is that guy dead?"
"Pizza is like prostitution You pay for it, it comes over to your house, and then you eat it"
"Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box? because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, ""lie to me!"""