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Joke of the Day

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

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"I do this really cute thing, where if I walk by a car that has a stick figure family on their back window, I peel a kid off."
"Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn't wake him until 3."
"Shortest Joke Ever Venicine's dear isn't it. Courtesy of Jimmy Carr, great joke."
"I'm a suicide bomber with confidence issues, AMA! EDIT: Wow, this blew up!"
"my mom discovered slang. she just texted me ""sup?"" and i wrote back ""not much nigga! just cold kickin it with my breezies!"""
"I visited a Blonde Doctor recently she diagnosed me with Insomnia. Don't worry she said it wasn't anything to lose sleep over."
"I don't believe in horoscopes I'm leo, we're skeptical."