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Joke of the Day

"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."

"Meeting new people and trying my best to act all sunglasses emoji."

"A man posts a Joke on reddit It is not a repost."

"What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food? ***SHORYUKEN***"

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"I took my child to work almost ten months ago, people. Is there seriously not a Take Your Child Back Home Day?"

"Onion is not the only thing that makes you cry! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me that an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face and he began to cry. haha"

"How many Police Officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He 'fell'."

"Nan, what is death? Nan? NAN? .."

"Sometimes when I'm sad, I'll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people's heads..."