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Joke of the Day

"I was lost in the desert, out in the distance I thought I saw Nicki Minaj, when I ran up to her... She ended up being a Nicki Mirage"

"Just a reminder: please do not post any jokes regarding the German highway system. You will be Autobahn'd."

"A soprano and a violinist fall off a cliff at the same time. Who does first? Who dies first? No one cares. :/"

"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"

"A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck between his legs. Bartender: What's with the steering wheel? Pirate: Arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

"WALGREENS PARADOX: No matter which Walgreens you go to, they will have built one closer to you before you can get there."

"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."

"Best thing about being a hermit? No peer pressure."

"A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it. Personally, I don't think his argument holds water."

"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."