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Joke of the Day

"What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection"

"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"

"How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!"

"After getting off the ski lift, my mate said ""Let's go hit the slopes!"" I'm like, ""Why do you want to beat up those Japanese tourists?"""

"No, YOUR incapable of properly employing the second-person possessive pronoun."

"So I attempt to shoot myself with this gun? Do I whack off during or after? (Kid who grew up on Chatroulette playing Russian Roulette)"

"Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is."

"One time I saw a biker's funeral procession and realized even dead people are cooler than me."

"My SO always wanted a Disney wedding... But aparently selling our memories of it to a demon was out of the question."

"I like my men like I like my coffee-- silent."