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Joke of the Day
"Boss: go to hell Me: so stay? or leave? I'm confused"
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"What do robots do at the rave? They torque."
"What did the left bum check say to the right bum check? He said ""If we stick together, we can stop this shit."""
"One good thing about having kids is that they are sick every time I get invited to something I don't want to do."
"I mutter ""you arrogant asshole"" when my phone auto-corrects 'iphone' to 'iPhone'"
"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."
"Why does the american loose at billard ? Beacause he always shoots at the black one."
"Dave is coming over. Dave from work or loud and obvious Dave? Outside: THIS RAIN HAS MADE ME WET. I AM WEARING PANTS. MY EYES ARE BLINKING."
"What did the jewish pedophile say to the child? ""Wanna buy some candy?"""
"The Mexican word of the day is ""Wheelchair"" For example, ""Hey mang, I see you don't have a lunch today so wheelchair mine."""