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Joke of the Day
"Whats black, white and red all over? 2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!"
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"Guy hears his grand kids are coming for the first time. He gets all the parts and gear, spent six hours child-proofing his home. They still got in."
"you cannot glue a tomato back together with tomato paste believe me I've tried"
"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"
"What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy."
"I took the shell off my racing snail... I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish."
"""People will believe anything if you whisper it."""
"What do you call an African who plays 10 pin bowling online? Ebola."
"I know a joke about cheddar broccoli but its soup'a cheesy."
"Q: What did the fish say when it hit the wall? A: ""Dam."""