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Joke of the Day
"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
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"Heard this gem in the video game L.A. Noire. Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have saw it."
"My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer."
"How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk? When it's past your eyes."
"SURGEON: hold on, i just need to YouTube this part of the procedure PHONE: *unskippable ad plays* NURSE: he's dyin SURGEON: ah crap, hold on"
"What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist would know"