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Joke of the Day

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."

"Bandwagon fans make me so mad, I've hated Benghazi for decades"

"Use chemicals to remove polish nobody bats an eye Use chemicals to remove Polish and you are literally Hitler."

"What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom? A runner in scoring position."

"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"

"Him: Whatcha thinkin about? Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby."

"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"

"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"

"What did Nazis do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps."

"Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business."