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Joke of the Day

"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."

"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"

"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""

"The best time to reexamine your life is when you find yourself reluctantly nodding to the questions asked at the start of an infomercial."

"What does a mobster buried in cement eventually become? A hardened criminal."

"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."

"Why did the blonde stuff 98 berries in her mouth They were cramberries."

"What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?"

"If a pun is the lowest form of humor... Does that make a bun the lowest form of bread?"

"When do you stop at green, and go at red? when eating watermelon"