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Joke of the Day
"What was the cat painting A self pawtrait."
Next Joke
"Why isn't my hand 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot"
"My phone tried to auto-correct ""f*cking"" to ""f*ck king,"" and I was like hell yeah I am."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans."
"You always know when your girlfriend is too young for you, when you have to make the aeroplane noise when you stick your d*ck in her mouth!"
"What do you call a slutty horse? A Whorse"
"Anybody heard the joke about the wall? ...Can't tell you anyway because you wouldn't get over it."
"A new definition of the word ""shrimp"" A girl whose body is so good but you want to cut her head off."
"I have a fear of speedbumps But I'm slowly getting over it."
"What subject did the Warlock major in at University? Fel-osophy"