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Joke of the Day

"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"

"Hug a tree. Then rub your hands along it's trunk and tell it how knotty it is."

"In every successful relationship the MAN always has the last word - ""Yes Dear."""

"I was having trouble with my phone... So I took it to the phone store, and let me tell you! The service was great in there!"

"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."

"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."

"If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? A meteor-WRONG!"

"I'm learning ancient history ? So am I lets go for a walk and talk over old times !"

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"Down with the metric system no more foreign rulers!"