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Joke of the Day

"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""

"How to not be racist Be like Mario! He's made by the japanese, he is an italian plumber, looks like a mexican, runs and jumps like a black man and grabs coins as fast as a Jew!"

"I enjoy romantic scrolls up and down your timeline."

"Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!"

"Tony the tiger has a sleeping problem. His teeth grate!"

"People always freak out when I start playing their kid like a bass. It's like chill, you can play him like a bass too once I finish the song"

"Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink."

"What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments? Whirled Peas"

"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."

"What's Jay-z's favorite store? Bed, bath and Beyond-ce."