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Joke of the Day

"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"

"Dear Diary: Day 1 of being a gang member. Wore a bandana today, but took it off after a woman shouted ""you go girl!"" from across the street."

"My GF was brutal when we moved. Told me anything not used in the past 6 months had to go... I just looked down and gave my condolences"

"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."

"Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk."

"The only way to know if a jokes is actually funny is to tell it to an African-American. Black laughs matter."

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."

"A steak pun is a rare medium well done"

"Why did the punctuation mark have such an easy time going out with other punctuation marks? It was a comma dating."

"How do you know when your wife is having an orgasm? when you come home from work and see my car in your driveway....."